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Category: 3.5 Jingle Bells

Christmas At Graceland: Home for the Holidays (2019)

Harper is in Memphis before Christmas, visiting her sister and family after three years working at museums in Europe. Visiting Graceland with her two nieces, Harper meets a single dad of three kids and is offered a job as nanny temp.

adrien grenier, alan wells, kaitlin doubleday, laney malone, lori beth sikes, nina thurmond, sunny mabrey

Christmas Comes to Willow Creek (1987)

Willow Creek, Alaska, is going through a depression because the local cannery has shut down putting many of the residents out of work. Ray and Pete are truck-driving brothers, different as day and night, who are hired by an old friend to bring Christmas presents and one huge surprise from sunny California up to his home town.

antony holland, hoyt axton, john schneider, joy coghill, kim delaney, tom wopat, zachary ansley

Christmas Catch (2018)

Detective Mackenzie Bennett is hot on the trail of Carson, a suspected diamond thief, and goes undercover to catch him in the act. While undercover, Mack not only falls for Carson, but begins to suspect that he’s been framed. Are feelings clouding Mack’s judgment or are they focusing on the wrong suspect?

andrew bushell, emily alatalo, franco lo presti, genelle williams, lauren holly, yanic truesdale

Christmas Pen Pals (2018)

Following an unexpected breakup weeks before Christmas, Hannah, tech wiz and creator of the dating app, Perfect One, heads home for the holidays, challenged to save her failing business by re-conceiving a new romantic dating model.

chelsea dill, michael gross, niall matter, sarah drew, william vaughan

Same Time, Next Christmas (2019)

Circumstances conspire to keep apart a young woman and her childhood sweetheart, whom she first met during her family’s annual Christmas visit to Hawaii.

bryan greenberg, charles michael davis, george newbern, lea michele, nia vardalos, oliver greenleaf, phil morris

Deck the Halls (2016)

Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.

alia shawkat, danny devito, fred armisen, kristin chenoweth, kristin davis, matthew broderick

Holiday In the Wild (2019)

After her husband ends their marriage, Kate embarks on a solo second honeymoon in Africa. There, she and Derek, a pilot, rescue a baby elephant. While nursing the elephant back to health, Kate discovers how much she loves her new surroundings.

colin moss, fezile mpela, hayley owen, john owen lowe, kristin davis

How to Marry a Billionaire – A Christmas Tale (2000)

Three luckless men conspire to end their money problems by attempting to snare wealthy women. When one of their rich friends entrusts them to house-sit his mansion and look after his fleet of luxury cars, the opportunity arises for the trio to put their plan into action.

dorie barton, gabrielle anwar, john stamos, joshua malina, katherine helmond, rhea perlman, shemar moore

Holiday Road Trip (2013)

Two employees at a high-profile pet store become mismatched travel companions when they find themselves on the road together at Christmastime for a social media tour with the company mascot, a dog named Scoots.

ashley scott, george hamilton, kip pardue, patrick muldoon, shelley long

A Christmas In Vermont (2016)

Riley Thomas is sent by her profit-obsessed boss to shut down one of the company’s holdings, a small outerwear company in Vermont, for missing profit targets.

abigail hawk, Ben Giroux, chevy chase, david o'donnell, Morgan Fairchild

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